When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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