How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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