I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
You may now shotgun with the bride
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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