I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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