im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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