Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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