hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I have tasted many bathrooms
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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