He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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