Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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