Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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