Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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