Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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