All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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