she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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