So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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