if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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