If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
You are the jesus of drinking
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
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