How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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