let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
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