i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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