that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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