Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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