Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
