Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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