So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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