I think i sorta joined a cult last night
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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