Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Randomize
