After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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