I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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