I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
She bit a glass in half.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
