I'm going to rape someone's good day.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Randomize
