I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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