pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
jump out the window naked night went bad
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