ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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