he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
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