This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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