No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
