Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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