I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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