I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
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