That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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