your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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