the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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