just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
