But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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