The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
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