..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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