i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
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