my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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