she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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