this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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