I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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