i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
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