I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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