she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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