She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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