the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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