the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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