somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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