May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
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